Scandinavian Hulk.... or not
Relax, take a chill pill and watch what I got to offer for you today

lennonlively:

i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

6 days ago with 398,570 notes

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

6 days ago with 377,720 notes

octupac:

u hate me?? wow so much in common already

6 days ago with 476,511 notes

dersia:

*passionately sings the wrong line to a song*

6 days ago with 381,681 notes

foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

6 days ago with 293,849 notes

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

6 days ago with 550,019 notes

hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

image

6 days ago with 317,545 notes

alexheree:

john green this is all ur fault stop blaming the stars

6 days ago with 398,580 notes

liber-legis:

liber-legis:

"Why Does No One Care About My Sad Dick?" - Chuck Palahniuk

"Why Do All These Mysterious and Magical Women Love My Sad Dick?" - Haruki Murakami

6 days ago with 5,019 notes