Evil queen's house
Enjoy, my loves and welcome to my home


Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs in collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

2 days ago with 90,252 notes


some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

2 days ago with 180,354 notes


The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

2 days ago with 91,233 notes


why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

2 days ago with 37,161 notes


when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests


4 days ago with 158,414 notes


if im on tumblr more than usual that means i have a lot of stuff i need to be doing and im trying to avoid doing it

4 days ago with 101,322 notes


If one of my favorite singers crowd surfed at a concert I would just carry them away to my house

4 days ago with 208,774 notes


If you were my homework I’d do you.

4 days ago with 99,870 notes


like, what do people joining think when they see stuff like this


this guy randomly came up to me and told me i was pretty

dude drugs kill and if you think im pretty you’ve already had too much

4 days ago with 93 notes


we take the naps we think we deserve

4 days ago with 228,188 notes



I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

in australia we just exchange boomerangs 

4 days ago with 278,528 notes


oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

4 days ago with 208,943 notes